农神把我这辈子都给毁了

bonnieo8 · 2025-1-20 20:56:18

噶人闷闷闷闷，我感觉我的这一辈子因为长期看农神直播已经毁掉了
具体来说就是已经丧失了正常的人类情感了，变成一个基米了
玩古墓丽影秒人脑子里不是秒人的快感而是“笋干谬哈”，玩黑猴被秒脑子里不是被秒的挫败而是“孩舅精神”
玩辐射4四处捡垃圾脑子里是“搞点惠氏进去”，玩钢4被德军顶到莫斯科城下脑子里是“还有没有鸡费”，打boss不想交药就想“把药水保护起来”，然后被boss打得快似了就想“保护药水大于一切”，大表哥玩到终局被达奇踩手枪脑子里居然蹦出一句“这牢达也真是个基米呀”，当场被自己气笑了，连自己的二龙马跑哪去都懒得管了
最惨的是已经丧失基本人际交往功能了，看下棋赢的是个基米输的也是个基米，背考点背进去了是个基米背不进去那更是个基米，挨导师骂了就觉得老登真是个基米呀，被导师夸了就觉得看来我也是个基米呀
发此贴是想规劝大家不要一直看农神直播和切片了，要不然你也会和我一样变成一个基米
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艾的民 · 2025-1-20 20:57:17

模板呢

bonnieo8 · 2025-1-20 20:57:40

I feel like my whole life has been ruined by watching the live broadcast of the agricultural god for a long time
Specifically, he has lost his normal human emotions and become a Kimi
Playing Tomb Raider, the second person's mind is not about the second person's pleasure, but about the "bamboo shoot absurdity". Playing Black Monkey and being defeated by the second person's mind is not about being defeated by the second person, but about the "spirit of childhood uncle"
Playing Fallout 4 and picking up garbage everywhere in my mind is like "get some Wyeth in", playing Steel 4 and being pushed to the outskirts of Moscow by the German army is like "is there still chicken cost" in my mind? When I fight the boss, I want to "protect the potion" because I don't want to pay for it, and then when I get hit so fast by the boss, I think "protecting the potion is greater than anything else". In the end, when my cousin is stepped on by Daqi's handgun, he actually blurts out "this Luda is really a Kimi", which makes me angry and laugh on the spot. I don't even care where my Erlongma runs
The most tragic thing is that he has already lost his basic interpersonal communication skills. When he plays chess, he wins and loses, and if he memorizes the exam points, he becomes a Kimi. If he can't memorize them, he becomes even more a Kimi. When he gets scolded by his mentor, he thinks that Lao Deng is really a Kimi. When he is praised by his mentor, he thinks that I am also a Kimi
I'm posting this to advise everyone not to keep watching the live broadcast and slicing of the agricultural god, otherwise you will also become a Kimi like me

艾的民 · 2025-1-20 20:57:47

没有烧干标点符号毫无精髓
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bonnieo8 · 2025-1-20 20:58:15

编排农神被降下神罚了
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brk_wh · 2025-1-20 20:58:49

噶人闷闷闷闷我感觉我的这一辈子因为长期看农神直播已经毁掉了具体来说就是已经丧失了正常的人类情感了，变成一个基米了玩古墓丽影秒人脑子里不是秒人的快感而是笋干谬哈玩黑猴被秒脑子里不是被秒的挫败而是孩舅精神玩辐射4四处捡垃圾脑子里是搞点惠氏进去玩钢4被德军顶到莫斯科城下脑子里是还有没有鸡费打boss不想交药就想把药水保护起来然后被boss打得快似了就想保护药水大于一切大表哥玩到终局被达奇踩手枪脑子里居然蹦出一句这牢达也真是个基米呀当场被自己气笑了连自己的二龙马跑哪去都懒得管了
最惨的是已经丧失基本人际交往功能了看下棋赢的是个基米输的也是个基米背考点背进去了是个基米背不进去那更是个基米挨导师骂了就觉得老登真是个基米呀被导师夸了就觉得看来我也是个基米呀发此贴是想规劝大家不要一直看农神直播和切片了要不然你也会和我一样变成一个基米