几个哲学笑话

A philosopher once had the following dream.
First Aristotle appeared, and the philosopher sAId to him, "Could you give me a fifteen-minute caPSule sketch of your entire philosophy?" To the philosopher's surprise, Aristotle gave him an excellent exposition in which he compressed an enormous amount of material into a mere fifteen minutes. But then the philosopher raised a certain objection which Aristotle couldn't answer. Confounded, Aristotle disappeared.
Then Plato appeared. The same thing happened again, and the philosophers' objection to Plato was the same as his objection to Aristotle. Plato also couldn't answer it and disappeared.
Then all the famous philosophers of history appeared one-by-one and our philosopher refuted every one with the same objection.
After the last philosopher vanished, our philosopher said to himself, "I know I'm asleep and dreaming all this. Yet I've found a universal refutation for all philosophical systems! Tomorrow when I wake up, I will probably have forgotten it, and the world will really miss something!" With an iron effort, the philosopher forced himself to wake up, rush over to his desk, and write down his universal refutation. Then he jumped back into bed with a sigh of relief.
The next morning when he awoke, he went over to the desk to see what he had written. It was, "That's what you say."
[From Raymond Smullyan, 5000 B.C. and Other Philosophical Fantasies. St. Martin's Press, 1983]

我发现一个问题，我经常产生梦中的推理，就是梦里面发现一个我现实完全没有经历过的事情，我会在梦中给他找一个虚构的根据。有时候这个根据是基于事实的，有时候这个根据是基于逻辑的，如果我记得逻辑的话，我可能会醒来立刻推翻他，如果是梦里的事实的话，我会感觉到这个事实既熟悉却又非常遥远

女人愿意为了钱和照顾找年龄大的，长得丑的，男的更愿意赚更多钱找年轻漂亮的，花钱买色的群体也是男的更多，所以确实是男的更好色，谁更在意不是看大家说什么，而且看更愿意付出什么

1983年就已经有如此纯正的杠精了